Rule of thumb

Juli 07

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Juli 05

How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Here is the new version of rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. 

So, what beats what, and what are the gestures? What?

Monkey

• Monkey fools Ninja
• Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

• Robot chokes Ninja
• Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

• Pirate drowns Robot
• Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja

• Ninja karate chops Pirate
• Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie

• Zombie eats Pirate
• Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaainsss!

Matte! I love it! (via carpr0n)

Juni 30

Black Sheep. Infiltration. (via moronicbeauty)

Juni 29

The gallery of Greg Martin

Juni 28

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Juni 23

Was tun wenn einem langweilig ist?!

1. Find a large padlock.
2. Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs.
3. Lock it onto their ear.
4. Run like fuck!
5. Apply for the Balls Of Steel Award.

(via thewickedend)

The moment God decided to invent the woman

Juni 22

Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak! (via baubauhaus)

Juni 17

“Minimalism — just another word for sensory deprivation.” — Unhappy Hipsters

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[video]

Juni 16

Men’s Color Wheel. Simplicity. (via leifg)

Juni 12

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