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Jul 27

Cat creates wormhole! (via emonk)

Cat creates wormhole! (via emonk)

Jul 25

[video]

Jul 23

Darth Vader Robs Bank

Darth Vader Robs Bank

Jul 22

[video]

Alzheimer’s New Zealand: Eraser USB stick

Alzheimer’s New Zealand: Eraser USB stick

Jul 20

Postapokalypse. Rainbow Bridge in Tokio.

Postapokalypse. Rainbow Bridge in Tokio.

Jul 07

[video]

Jul 05

How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Here is the new version of rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. 
So, what beats what, and what are the gestures?  What?

Monkey

Monkey fools Ninja
Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

Robot chokes Ninja
Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

Pirate drowns Robot
Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja

Ninja karate chops Pirate
Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie

Zombie eats Pirate
Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaainsss!

How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Here is the new version of rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. 

So, what beats what, and what are the gestures? What?

The monkey gestureMonkey

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

The gesture for robotRobot

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

The gesture for piratePirate

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

The gesture for ninjaNinja

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

the gesture for zombieZombie

Suggested noise: braaaaaaainsss!

Matte! I love it! (via carpr0n)

Matte! I love it! (via carpr0n)

We want to go back to Roskilde. (via fuckyouverymuch)

We want to go back to Roskilde. (via fuckyouverymuch)

Jun 30

Black Sheep. Infiltration. (via moronicbeauty)

Black Sheep. Infiltration. (via moronicbeauty)

Jun 29

The gallery of Greg Martin

Jun 28

[video]

Jun 23

Was tun wenn einem langweilig ist?!

Find a large padlock.
Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs.
Lock it onto their ear.
Run like fuck!
Apply for the Balls Of Steel Award.

(via thewickedend)

Was tun wenn einem langweilig ist?!

  1. Find a large padlock.
  2. Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs.
  3. Lock it onto their ear.
  4. Run like fuck!
  5. Apply for the Balls Of Steel Award.

(via thewickedend)

The moment God decided to invent the woman

The moment God decided to invent the woman