Alexander Vetter

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How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Here is the new version of rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. 
So, what beats what, and what are the gestures?  What?

Monkey

Monkey fools Ninja
Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

Robot chokes Ninja
Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

Pirate drowns Robot
Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja

Ninja karate chops Pirate
Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie

Zombie eats Pirate
Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaainsss!

How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

Here is the new version of rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. 

So, what beats what, and what are the gestures? What?

The monkey gestureMonkey

  • Monkey fools Ninja
  • Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

The gesture for robotRobot

  • Robot chokes Ninja
  • Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

The gesture for piratePirate

  • Pirate drowns Robot
  • Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

The gesture for ninjaNinja

  • Ninja karate chops Pirate
  • Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

the gesture for zombieZombie

  • Zombie eats Pirate
  • Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaainsss!

Was tun wenn einem langweilig ist?!

Find a large padlock.
Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs.
Lock it onto their ear.
Run like fuck!
Apply for the Balls Of Steel Award.

(via thewickedend)

Was tun wenn einem langweilig ist?!

  1. Find a large padlock.
  2. Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs.
  3. Lock it onto their ear.
  4. Run like fuck!
  5. Apply for the Balls Of Steel Award.

(via thewickedend)